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		<title>Insightful Quotes 2010-04-16 19:22:00</title>
		<link>http://christiansquotes.blogspot.com/2010/04/boyfriend-is-just-like-goalie.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2010 02:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA["A boyfriend is just like a goalie.  You can still score!"<br />(Paedae)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9774321-3329658416950218011?l=christiansquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA["A boyfriend is just like a goalie.  You can still score!"<br />(Paedae)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9774321-3329658416950218011?l=christiansquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Insightful Quotes 2010-03-06 08:43:00</title>
		<link>http://christiansquotes.blogspot.com/2010/03/spectacle-raptor-it-looks-lot-like-you.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 15:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>FormidableSoupy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA["A Spectacle Raptor?  It looks a lot like you, but with a gun."<div>(Emily, to me)</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9774321-9153945299359493579?l=christiansquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA["A Spectacle Raptor?  It looks a lot like you, but with a gun."<div>(Emily, to me)</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9774321-9153945299359493579?l=christiansquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Insightful Quotes 2010-03-01 09:16:00</title>
		<link>http://christiansquotes.blogspot.com/2010/03/actually-that-would-be-really-good.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 16:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA["Actually that would be really good, pussy and vanilla ice cream...<br />No wait, pussy and peach ice cream!"<br />(Paedae)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9774321-2070790174024927353?l=christiansquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA["Actually that would be really good, pussy and vanilla ice cream...<br />No wait, pussy and peach ice cream!"<br />(Paedae)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9774321-2070790174024927353?l=christiansquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Insightful Quotes 2010-03-01 09:16:00</title>
		<link>http://christiansquotes.blogspot.com/2010/03/every-juice-that-comes-out-of.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 16:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA["Every juice that comes out of a vegetarian is delicious."<br />(Paedae)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9774321-2854092652708885941?l=christiansquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA["Every juice that comes out of a vegetarian is delicious."<br />(Paedae)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9774321-2854092652708885941?l=christiansquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Insightful Quotes 2010-02-25 20:48:00</title>
		<link>http://christiansquotes.blogspot.com/2010/02/paedae-when-were-done-you-guys-are.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 03:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paedae: "When we're done, you guys are going to be sexual tyrannosauruses and human diamonds."<br />Matt: "Are you sure you don't mean sexual diamonds and human tyrannosauruses?"<br />Paedae: "YES, I'M SURE."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9774321-2881285951903378389?l=christiansquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Paedae: "When we're done, you guys are going to be sexual tyrannosauruses and human diamonds."<br />Matt: "Are you sure you don't mean sexual diamonds and human tyrannosauruses?"<br />Paedae: "YES, I'M SURE."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9774321-2881285951903378389?l=christiansquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Insightful Quotes 2010-02-25 20:48:00</title>
		<link>http://christiansquotes.blogspot.com/2010/02/did-you-see-that-girl-in-there-i-bet.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 03:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA["Did you see that girl in there?  I bet she has perfect nipples."<br />(Paedae)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9774321-8658814540467467059?l=christiansquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA["Did you see that girl in there?  I bet she has perfect nipples."<br />(Paedae)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9774321-8658814540467467059?l=christiansquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Insightful Quotes 2010-02-25 20:47:00</title>
		<link>http://christiansquotes.blogspot.com/2010/02/nathan-so-which-muscles-are-obliques.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 03:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nathan: "So, which muscles are the obliques exactly?"<br />Paedae: "It's the 'V' that points to your dick!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9774321-5857356957127440265?l=christiansquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Nathan: "So, which muscles are the obliques exactly?"<br />Paedae: "It's the 'V' that points to your dick!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9774321-5857356957127440265?l=christiansquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Insightful Quotes 2010-02-13 15:31:00</title>
		<link>http://christiansquotes.blogspot.com/2010/02/during-conversation-about-cancer-causes.html</link>
		<comments>http://christiansquotes.blogspot.com/2010/02/during-conversation-about-cancer-causes.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 22:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>FormidableSoupy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA["I know Erin causes derangement in <i>my</i> genes!"<div>(Matt, during a conversation about cancer causes--instead of "genes," we heard "jeans")</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9774321-3510765295199020906?l=christiansquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA["I know Erin causes derangement in <i>my</i> genes!"<div>(Matt, during a conversation about cancer causes--instead of "genes," we heard "jeans")</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9774321-3510765295199020906?l=christiansquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Insightful Quotes 2010-02-13 15:30:00</title>
		<link>http://christiansquotes.blogspot.com/2010/02/random-person-in-school-dining-facility.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 22:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>FormidableSoupy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA["You don't masturbate much.  Do you just have lots and lots of sex?"<div>(Random person in school dining facility)</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9774321-4635979880586344904?l=christiansquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA["You don't masturbate much.  Do you just have lots and lots of sex?"<div>(Random person in school dining facility)</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9774321-4635979880586344904?l=christiansquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Is That Justice</title>
		<link>http://bangdalotron.blogspot.com/2009/01/is-that-justice.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rev. Bangdalotron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Nsrb4CMgCP0/SYNwIH9VIWI/AAAAAAAAAFA/Gwp7cisTaW4/s1600-h/edfarrel.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px;text-align: center;cursor: pointer;width: 316px;height: 320px" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Nsrb4CMgCP0/SYNwIH9VIWI/AAAAAAAAAFA/Gwp7cisTaW4/s320/edfarrel.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-weight: bold">La Cochina</span><br /><a href="http://www.mediafire.com/?dmm44yzwthk"><span style="font-weight: bold">"Songs I Recorded With Ed Farrel Jr. VIII"</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold">Featuring Improv Jams By Vaginals &#38; The Clear Channels</span></a><br /><br />D-Rail Tour (Vaginals)<br />Dana Evolution Of The Mind (Ed &#38; Maria Jam)<br />Downsized To A Pony Ride (The Clear Channels)<br />She'll Do Anything For A Cigarette (Ed &#38; Maria Jam)<br />I Think You Know That I Know You Know (The Clear Channels)<br />Devoeske (Ed &#38; Maria Jam)<br />Marlyn &#38; Patrick (The Clear Channels)<br />Discow (Vaginals)<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center">"I made this in loving memory for a great friend who I will miss dearly, Ed Farrel, with the help of Bobby Bray. RIP Ed, Jan '07"<br />- La Cochina<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Nsrb4CMgCP0/SYOIFLTMTaI/AAAAAAAAAFI/aCqexsr39CA/s1600-h/motherdaughterslaugther.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px;text-align: center;cursor: pointer;width: 316px;height: 320px" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Nsrb4CMgCP0/SYOIFLTMTaI/AAAAAAAAAFI/aCqexsr39CA/s320/motherdaughterslaugther.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a>Mother Daughter Slaughter<br /><a href="http://www.mediafire.com/?mnttm4bwkmz">Mother Daughter Slaugther (Live @ Rebecca's)</a><br /><br />Bees (with intro by A. Cocks)<br />Kill! Metal! Death! Kill!<br />Craxix<br />Killing Blues<br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4468871605478923579-2165032988330824831?l=bangdalotron.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>]]></description>
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