“A boyfriend is just like a goalie. You can still score!”
(Paedae)

“A Spectacle Raptor? It looks a lot like you, but with a gun.”

“Actually that would be really good, pussy and vanilla ice cream…
No wait, pussy and peach ice cream!”
(Paedae)

“Every juice that comes out of a vegetarian is delicious.”
(Paedae)

Paedae: “When we’re done, you guys are going to be sexual tyrannosauruses and human diamonds.”
Matt: “Are you sure you don’t mean sexual diamonds and human tyrannosauruses?”
Paedae: “YES, I’M SURE.”

“Did you see that girl in there? I bet she has perfect nipples.”
(Paedae)

Nathan: “So, which muscles are the obliques exactly?”
Paedae: “It’s the ‘V’ that points to your dick!”

“I know Erin causes derangement in my genes!”

“You don’t masturbate much. Do you just have lots and lots of sex?”