“A Spectacle Raptor? It looks a lot like you, but with a gun.”

“Actually that would be really good, pussy and vanilla ice cream…
No wait, pussy and peach ice cream!”
(Paedae)

“Every juice that comes out of a vegetarian is delicious.”
(Paedae)

Paedae: “When we’re done, you guys are going to be sexual tyrannosauruses and human diamonds.”
Matt: “Are you sure you don’t mean sexual diamonds and human tyrannosauruses?”
Paedae: “YES, I’M SURE.”

“Did you see that girl in there? I bet she has perfect nipples.”
(Paedae)

Nathan: “So, which muscles are the obliques exactly?”
Paedae: “It’s the ‘V’ that points to your dick!”

“I know Erin causes derangement in my genes!”

“You don’t masturbate much. Do you just have lots and lots of sex?”

All the links are broken as of the moment. I just re-organized all my files and have yet to fix everything. The Randal Gatz DVD is coming along slowly but surely, and there might be some vinyl coming up in the near future. Until then check back for a re-up of album linkage and whatnot soon.